The Line Starts Here

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

andrew-in-wonderland:

So uhm yea my ugly ass made a selfie thing :3

look at the cuuuuuuute

andrew-in-wonderland:

So uhm yea my ugly ass made a selfie thing :3

look at the cuuuuuuute

egobus:

Baby Betas and Daddy Derek

Want want want just look. Look at the cute

kushandwizdom:

Available now until 3rd May - Store

kushandwizdom:

Available now until 3rd May - Store

manic-satanic:

mrdeadlyhitman:

manic-satanic:

How did Girl Scouts become so socialist, gay-supporting and abortion-supporting while Boy Scouts is still so conservative

Oh wait it’s probably because girls are better

Are you implying being Conservative is bad?

good reading comprehension. 

the-nestene-consciousness:

strawberry-taffy:

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

"i love u my dumpling"

"What will you pay him with popcorn?"

drinkinq:

do you ever just stare at your homework and cry

Okay so why the fuck

Did I just get shamed for living out my sexuality?
Yes I was born female.
Yes I’m a lesbian.
Yes I’m bigender.
Yes I have sex.
Yes I’ve had multiple partners.
Yes I’m responsible.
Yes I get check ups.
Yes I’m safe.
Yes I make my partners get tested.
In 2 years there have only been 6 girls I’ve been sexually active with.

How the fuck does that make me a “whore” and why the fuck do I have to “keep thinking that” I’m responsible and safe? I fucking know it.

I still love you
(9:05pm)

no I don’t.
(9:06pm)

I’m so confused. why did this happen.
(2:26am)

I want you to be happy. if this is what it takes then I’m okay with it. be happy. for me. please.
(10:45am)

don’t you ever give up.
(12:02am)

I kind of hate you for leaving me.
(8:57pm)

but I still love you.
(8:59pm)

I won’t look at you in person but I talk to you in my head
(11:14am)

you’re a better listener this way.
(11:15am)

I’m sorry.
(1:43am)

maybe if I wasn’t so fucked up this wouldn’t have happened
(3:37am)

no. it’s not my fault.
(3:38am)

but it kind of is.
(3:39am)

I hate this
(2:00pm)

I don’t know who I am without you.
(12:01am)

why can’t things be like they were before
(10:13am)

please come back to me. I need you. you need me.
(1:58am)

we are so goddamn bad for each other it’s beautiful. I’m addicted to our heartbreak.
(4:06am)

I went through our old messages. I cried because you promised to always be there. you lied.
(9:16pm)

you smiled at me in the hall today. i thought my chest was being ripped open
(11:36pm)

I’m glad you’re smiling though.
(11:37pm)

texts I saved but never sent you since you left me. (via satanss-mistress)